“Pulled from the deep. Already on his break.”
Contract Address
0x4...B10B...F15H
Specimen No. 001 · North Atlantic
“Taken from the deep, already tired.”
The crew found
something that needed
five minutes.
“Hauled up from 800 meters. Nobody asked questions. The cigarette was already lit. Scientists remain baffled. The fish remains unbothered.”
Nobody remembers this part going down sharply. By nature, fish like this encounter cigarettes. Let's not ask how it receives smoke cigarettes.
“It was smoking when we found it. It was smoking when we left. We never saw it light one. It just... has one.”
— First Mate O. Bjørnsen, 2024
Who lit that?
Post morning haul
After the morning shift
Deck 4 · 06:22 AM
Diagram prepared by the Institute of Inexplicable Marine Behavior, 2024
Photographic Evidence
Every image confirms the initial claim. No image explains it. We have stopped trying to explain it.
Specimen Alpha · Ice crate haul
Specimen Beta · Held for inspection
Specimen Gamma · Net entanglement
Specimen Delta · Post-haul rest
Specimen Epsilon · Deck specimen
Specimen Zeta · Awaiting classification
All photographs taken on active fishing vessels · North Sea · 2024
7 / 7 specimens confirmed smoking
The Deepest Smoke Break
On Chain
No financial advice. No promises. Just a fish that smokes.
Total supply: 1,000,000,000 · 0% buy/sell tax · Liquidity burned